Category: Hartford Courant
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‘Is your house on fire, Clark?” “No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.” Every town has one, a Clark Griswold who ambitiously covers his house from one end to the other with holiday lights, blinding the neighbors, and causing local brownouts. But for most of us, it’s just enough to hang a wreath and…
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I’ve never really had normal hair. Born with a rare combination of Astro Turf and yarn, it’s not straight, not curly, but instead a perpetually damaged-looking hinterland located somewhere in between. Growing up, I so desperately wanted long, straight hair that in lieu of it I sometimes wore pantyhose on my head. With suntan-colored pigtails…
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Like everybody else, I keep the usual stuff in my dresser. I have a drawer allocated for socks, a drawer for pajamas and even one for my “workout” clothes, an oxymoron since any kind of physical activity is the last thing I do in them. There’s also a drawer for my stash of undergarments. But…
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Poor Marie Antoinette, not only did she end her life at the guillotine, but her lasting legacy is having uttered a phrase that most historians agree she didn’t actually say. Regardless, “Let them eat cake” has been a popular maxim for more than 200 years and for equally as long, if not longer, that’s exactly…





